God wanted to give a gift to every child on the earth. At first, he wanted to create each child a raindrop. But rain was too unpredictable. He then wanted to create each child a cloud. But with so many children, no one would ever see the sun. Instead, he had the angels cut a snowflake for each child. Every winter a snowflake that was made just for you falls, just for you.


Why The G in God is Capitalized

To not be towered by T

To keep the syntax in line

To make sure commas don’t float into apostrophes

To smite overused ellipses

To intimidate y’s

To protect the celebratory o’s

To be greater than I